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12月7日 News From HellWarning: May Offend some readers
Well I got my news letter from hell today and seeing as how I had the time today I dove right in and started reading... Here's a little taste of Hells taint...
"Dear [Santa/Jesus],
I have been a very good [boy/girl/religious fanatic] this year. I [did my chores/felt guilty about doing something pleasurable] every day. I also remembered to [brush my teeth/pass judgment on a homosexual] every night. And I did really good in [school/church] too. My [teacher/priest] said that I [was a very good student/did a good job of keeping my mouth shut]. My friends/Science] said you aren't real, but I don't believe it because [I saw you at the mall/the lie keeps me happy]. Thanks for reading this. I'll remember to leave out [some cookies and milk/a dead virgin and the head of a heretic] for you.
Naive [Child/Adult]"
Anyway Funny Shit... Hope you liked... 9月30日 The World is greedyWhy is it that so many people out there are so full of greed and selfishness? Why is it that you cant even go down the street and ask someone for a quarter, or a cigarette without them looking at you like your a bum? Why is it that when someone does this to you you want to tell them to get a job or to piss off?
Why is it that we even look down on someone who's asking for food?
I know today I was starving... so hungry in fact that I was feeling dizzy and faint... and yet felt I had no one to turn to? I know so many times I've given my change away... given my smokes away... tried to help out friends and loved ones in anyway I could including paying off bills and helping out where I could... and yet... on a day like today I feel so let down with the world... where are those people I've helped out when I needed them? I wish I knew...
What I do know is that I've given away hours of my time, and hundreds of dollars to those I felt needed it. I've waisted plenty of time in the effort to cheer up those who where having a bad day... and for what? Well I did it to let them know that someone cares, that someone will try not to judge them and help them out, even if only in some small way.
Yet on a day like today, when all I wanted was for someone to be there for me... someone to cheer me up, for someone to let me know how much I mean to them there was no one but myself and I dont want to live in a world like that. I dont know why everyone says they want a better world to live in and yet doesnt do a thing about it...
I know I'm generalizing but my point is shouldnt you be there for the ones that supose to mean the most to you? If someone is upset do you just walk away... Perhaps if they mean nothing to you, you would just let them go... perhaps its easier to tell yourself that you didnt do anything wrong and so what if someone else is having a hard time cuz I'm ok... Well things like that show how you really care about someone... when someone is having a hard time, thats the time to show what your made of... thats the time when you show your true colors. All those things you say to someone... good or bad... Well I wonder whats worse... saying something and not meaning it or saying nothing and meaning the world?
Do you show the people you say you care about that you do, or do you just say it and hope that makes everything alright? 8月25日 Thoughts in song.Well I havent had alot of time to speak my mind lately but heres a little bit of whats on my mind from one of my favorite bands Linkin Park.
I got to say something
Light weights step to the side when we come in Feel it in your chest the syllables get pumping People on the street they panic and start running Words on loose leaf sheet complete coming I jump in my mind and summon the rhyme, I'm dumpin Healing the blind I promise to let the sun in Sick of the dark ways we march to the drum and Jump when they tell us that they wanna see jumpin Fuck that I wanna see some fists pumping
Risk something, take back what's yours Say something that you know they might attack you for Cause I'm sick of being treated like I have before Like it's stupid standing for what I'm standing for Like this war's really just a different brand of war Like it doesn't cater the rich and abandon poor Like they understand you in the back of the jet When you can't put gas in your tank
These fuckers are laughing their way to the bank and cashing the check Asking you to have compassion and have some respect For a leader so nervous in an obvious way Stuttering and mumbling for nightly news to replay And the rest of the world watching at the end of the day In their living room laughing like "what did he say?" [Chorus] Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen [End Chorus] In my living room watching but I am not laughing Cause when it gets tense I know what might happen World is cold the bold men take action Have to react or get blown into fractions Ten years old it's something to see Another kid my age drugged under a jeep Taken and bound and found later under a tree I wonder if he had thought the next one could be me Do you see the soldiers they're out today They brush the dust from bullet proof vests away It's ironic at times like this you pray But a bomb blew the mosque up yesterday There's bombs in the buses, bikes, roads Inside your market, your shops, your clothes My dad he's got a lot of fear I know But enough pride inside not to let that show My brother had a book he would hold with pride A little red cover with a broken spine On the back, he hand-wrote a quote inside When the rich wage war it's the poor who die Meanwhile, the leader just talks away Stuttering and mumbling for nightly news to replay And the rest of the world watching at the end of the day both scared and angry like "what did he say?" [Chorus] Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen With hands held high into a sky so blue As the ocean opens up to swallow you With hands held high into a sky so blue As the ocean opens up to swallow you With hands held high into a sky so blue As the ocean opens up to swallow you With hands held high into a sky so blue As the ocean opens up to swallow you With hands held high into a sky so blue As the ocean opens up to swallow you With hands held high into a sky so blue As the ocean opens up to swallow you [End Chorus] LINKIN PARK In your lies "I don't realize" In the end I just want to say I think its time everyone stood up and took charge from those people in power who waste our time, tell us lies, in the end take our lives. Be it boss or politition, its time the people in power where held accountable for the lives they hold in there hands. I heard in a movie once that with great power comes great responciblity. I dont think many people with power see it that way. Those I have seen Just seem to be laughing their way to the bank... Well fuck that, its time people stood up and said something about it... I did... Meh... Shit happens
~Drak
7月16日 Joke of the day... (Hell) HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accept ing any more souls and is therefore,extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+ 7月15日 Long timebeen a long time but I've been out and about alot in the last month or so. I just wanted to say that I miss everyone on spaces and I'll be back sooner or later... However, today I'm just poping in to say hi before I get my drunk on so ttyal!!!
~Drak 6月6日 Meh...Yes I am still alive... just been busy... so Hi to all you who cheak out my space and see ya all later.. 5月7日 The Most Funtional English Word is...THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ...
that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day - without a bunch of shit.
But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head... well... Shit Happens!!! And in Closing...
Thanks George Carlin for all your funny Shit.
~ Drak 4月14日 Chicks, Guys... and video games...Alright... well its been awhile... yeah I've been fuckin lazy... been busy too so meh whatever...
Anyway... Heres a topic close to me... well cant say I have a chick thats really close to me but meh anyway... I do have some video games in my life that are pretty close to my heart though lol, yeah I'm fucked I know... but to get to what I want to say...
Ya see some woman... well they totally get that vacant eye rolling look when a man gets into video game mode... and they get all your not gonna play that are ya... look on their face... well ladies heres the thing... guys and video games go hand in hand... its like woman and bra's...
Now I really dont know the answer to this but I'm gonna take a guess at it... ok ladies... if you have a special guy in your life and you go out and you find this awsome wonderful sexy bra... well you'd want to show it off for the special guy now wouldnt you?
I'm sure you would... anyway thats an example... you ladies get a new perse... ? whatever... new bag for all your junk you ladies like to carry around... well I'm sure you show it to your man or that special guy... and are all like hey I got a new perse, you like...
Well that guy, the special one that you show this shit too... well he will really try not to get that vacant look eye rolling look on his face... but hey lets face it... we all know deep down... (and us guys are automaticly nodding here) that a guy could give two shits about the new item of clothing or accessery you just picked up at that mall... (unless its something you might wear too bed) see as a guy... we look at you and we say one of two things... either eww... or damn I'd so fuck her... anyway... if the thought isnt eww... then well then we do try and be interested in the shit you do and like.
Anyway, starting to get off the topic... so back to the video game shit... Now ladies... when a guy plays video games in your presence... theres a reason.... 1 either your around too much... ( probably not what he's thinking) but that or that he's a kick ass video game playa with some mad ass skills and wants to show em off to ya... So in short... the pizza's here so I g2g.. but yeah... either he's board and wants you to play some video games with him, or distract him... or he wants to show off for you.... or your around too much... but always... always take that last comment... and the least likely reason why that guy is playing video games in your company... ;)
L8R
~Drak 4月4日 Well, seems the NMPA sucksThe National Music Publishers' Association really needs to get a life... see they in their ultimate wisdom decided that music tabs are copy righted material. Funny seeing as how most of the tabs I've come across arent very accurate... at least not in the sense of being exact... it usually takes a little tinkering after reading a tab to figure out how to play the song how you think it goes. Anyway these lusers figure that because they could make money off it, it should be banned because someone might not buy their book with the proper tab written out... hmm lets see. A book that costs $40 or more for the songs written out musically from an album or page or e-mail on-line from another musicians guess at how the song is played... thats free...
Hmm I'll go for the free version... Just about everyone loves music in one form or another... but not everyone plays music or has tallent for it.
anyway... since the first musician crawled out of his cave and showed another person how to make music, it has been shared. one musician will often if not always take the time to show another musician his craft. The someone thought hey if I write this down, I can share it with anyone who understands what I'm writting. Then someone else said hey... I can sell what this other guy wrote and tada another case of greed was born. Enter the age of the internet where musicians from across the globe can comunicate... and oh no, these greedy motherF#$kers, arent making any money cuz everyones sharing the things they know and they cant stop it... well they cry to themselves and use the law to try and put a stop to it...
What a bunch of bullshit... and you know its not the artists... at least not alot of them. See most artists are honored when something they wrote is played by another. Its the most wonderful sort of flattery. And its a wonderful feeling. But oh no... some tight ass luser isnt making money ripping off mostly young kids by selling them books of music from their favorite artists... Well boo fuckin who.
See heres my prob with that... I've boughten some of those books in my time... they are really cheeply made for the most part... even books that I've hardly used are tattered... and warn. Some of the books I bought have fallen apart as well and pages were lost making them useless. So much for getting my money's worth to start with... but because I could go on-line and find someones close aproxamation of the song I wanted to know how to play, some dumb fuck says thats pirating... I say bullshit... and I say fuck you National Music Publishers' Association! You greedy stunned fucks!
~Drak 4月3日 To the special people in my lifeTomorrow is International Disadvantaged People's Day.
Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend... just as I've done.
I don't care if you lick windows, screw farm animals, take the short bus, or occasionally shit yourself... You hang in there sunshine, you're "Fucking Special." |
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